In order to make Crazy Dave's Kid Show the absolute craziest it can be, we need your advice. Carefully read the following questions and select your favorite answer.

If Crazy Dave traveled to space, his purpose should be to

Discover a new planet
Discover alien life
Take Dr. Oddity back to his original home
Collect moon rocks for radio giveaways

If Crazy Dave discovered a new planet he should call it

Crazy Davopolis
Wedgie 5
Zonkers ala Flingies
Pounce-o Grobbles

Which of the Crazy Dave staff looks the most like an alien?

Crazy Dave
Dr. Oddity
Goofy Gil
Dr. Oddity
Both 2 and 4

If Goofy Gil opened a restaurant in space, a good name for it would be

Goofy Gil's Gravy and Gravity Barn
Goofy Gil's "Big Bang" Burger House
Goofy Gil's Lunar Lasagna Lair
Goofy Gil's Pizza Palace of Pluto (Delivery in 72 billion light years or your pizza's free)

If Crazy Dave's Kid Show built a spaceship, it should be called

The Millennium Duck
The Nutwagon 2000
The U.S.S. Wanderer
The U.S.S. Get Out and Push

The best way for GEORGE to get into space would be to

Fire himself out of a cannon
Use a giant catapult
Join NASA
Use Dr. Oddity's Turbo Trampoline

If Dr. Oddity discovered aliens, the first thing he should do is

Lick their foreheads and see how they taste
Teach them how to polka
Have them ask their parents if he can stay for supper
Ask them for a tissue sample and throat culture

Goofy Gil's favorite space toy or space game is the

Anti-gravity pogo stick
Bobbing for black holes
Moon rock volleyball
Remote control asteroid

In space, the robot GEORGE should be equipped with

A hull cutter, in case the hull must be cut
The alien blaster, in case space critters get feisty
The mega-defroster, in case the spaceship's wind shield fogs up
A portable disco ball, in case the crew wants to boogie down

If Dr. Oddity were to meet aliens, they would most likely say

"We come in peace."
"Take us to you leader."
"Could we have your autograph?"
"We miss you back at the home planet."