In order to make Crazy Dave's Kid Show the absolute craziest it can be, we need your advice. Carefully read the following questions and select your favorite answer.

Crazy Dave should drive a

Giant blimp with his face on it
Remote control skateboard
Covered wagon
Ostrich-pulled chariot

Dr. Oddity should not be a mechanic because

He would do more harm than good
He can't tell the difference between the gas pedal and the brake pedal
He might mistake the oil canisters for coffee dispensers
He might get his tie caught in the fan belt

Goofy Gil should never polish his car with

Sandpaper
Acid
Dr. Oddity's underwear
Gravel

When changing Crazy Dave's oil, Lab Assistant GEORGE should wear

A ballerina outfit
A fancy dancy suit
A space suit
His swimming trunks

In Crazy Dave's glove compartment he should keep

Gloves
A pail of spinach
An ant farm
A fish tank

Under Dr. Oddity's car seat you can usually find

Moldy pizza
A family of rats
A black hole
One dollar worth of crumbs

A dangerous car stunt Goofy Gil should never try would be

The double-flip crash and burn
The double-lane hogger supreme
The fast-blastin' mega-screech
To parallel park

When riding in a vehicle, Lab Assistant GEORGE should always

Buckle up
Buckle down
Keep everything buckled
Buckle down the hatches

Crazy Dave should advise people to never

Do the chicken dance while driving
Drive their car up the side of skyscrapers
Lick their windshield when the wipers are going
Drive blindfolded with earphones on

When Dr. Oddity continuously honks his car horn it means

"Out of the way, I gotta get to the bathroom!"
"My head is stuck to the horn with super glue!"
"I'm late for Crazy Dave's Kid Show!"
"I got to get back to the lab before the ice cream melts!"