In order to make Crazy Dave's Kid Show the absolute craziest it can be, we need your advice. Carefully read the following questions and select your favorite answer.

The best kind of pets are covered with

Feathers
Hair
Scales
Jello

Crazy Dave should keep his pet goldfish in

A pond
An aquarium
A toilet bowl
Lab Assistant GEORGE's shorts

A good name for Dr. Oddity's pet mongoose would be

Winston
Monty
Spot
Big Bad Mongoose Jones

If Goofy Gil's pet tarantula gets out of its cage, Goofy Gil should

Call the police
Call his mom
Tuck his pants in his socks
Tuck his shirt in his socks

Dr. Oddity should teach his pet parakeet to say

"Polly want a cracker."
"Dr. Oddity is a weirdo."
"This lab smells funny."
"Fresh newspaper please."

Crazy Dave should teach his dog to

Fetch
Roll over
Shake hands
Host a radio show

A good pet mascot for Crazy Dave's Kid Show would be a

Monkey
Mule
Monkeymule
Spidermonkey

When Goofy Gil's pet hamster is hungry, Goofy Gil should feed it some

Corn
Lettuce
Hamster chow
Licorice

The pet that would be hardest to take care of would be a(n)

Rhinoceros
Skunk
Whale
Amoeba

The worst pet to have would be a(n)

Grizzly bear
Shark
Angry hornet
Racoon with rabies