In order to make Crazy Dave's Kid Show the absolute craziest it can be, we need your advice. Carefully read the following questions and select your favorite answer.

Crazy Dave's Kid Show should make kids want to...

Cry
Puke
Faint
Laugh

Adults can listen to Crazy Dave's Kid Show only if...

Supervised by a kid
Supervised by a moose
Supervised by a cactus
Supervised by a moose covered in cactus spikes

Crazy Dave Kid Show personalities should never...

Jump on the bed
Run with scissors
Drink from the fire hose
Gargle with mud

Crazy Dave's Kid Show should have a remote broadcast from...

Antarctica
Beneath the ocean
The core of the sun
Inside a box of cereal

At least once every show, Crazy Dave should...

Call a real live kid
Wrestle a mutant alligator
Prevent the world from being destroyed
Fire up the turbines

Dr. Oddity's underground laboratory...

Should stay underground
Should move to the surface
Should be hidden from enemies
Should have driver-side air bags

Dr. Oddity should always...

Keep the lab clean
Be nice to his lab assistant GEORGE
Reveal the contents of his pockets
Be hard at work finding the cure for ice cream headaches

As the toy expert, Goofy Gilbert should...

Review real life toys
Create new toys
Give away at least one toy a week
See how many toys he can cram in his mouth

Dr. Oddity should make sure his inventions...

Do not harm people
Will not destroy the world
Have no sharp edges
Can read poetry

Dr. Oddity's lab assistant GEORGE...

Should be a willing test subject for inventions
Should NOT be a willing test subject for inventions
Should be able to see the invention and then decide
Run for his life and escape from Dr. Oddity