Sir Razor-i-cus the Bard is sharp and sleek! Slicing off the constant growth of stubble which again and again tries to become a beard on Crazy Dave's face. Sir Razor-i-cus must have a steady hand as to not nick or cut Crazy Dave's handsome talk-jaw! Luckily, he has the smooth and foamy help of Cream of Shave to help him. Sir Razor-i-cus' slicers quickly wear out and usually need to be replaced.